Monday, 6 August 2012

Hooked

Well blow me down .....I've spent all weekend watching the Olympics .....and I've really enjoyed it!

I've also taken the opportunity of the JJB sale to get myself some new clobber. Now I'm seeing Dave 3 times a week and with the dreadful British weather I came to the conclsuion I needed more stuff......nothing smells worse than the smell of damp Pugh in the washing basket!

This fella isnt Usain Bolt and infact it's not a great picture of hom....this is my very own personal abuser ....Dave!

You see that tyre ......the one by the wall ....that's my aim ....to shift my very own one and to flip that one.

Me and Dave have a pact ...he will work me as hard as he likes and I will call hime all the names under the sun as loud and as often as I like. It seems to work .....and if these last few session are anything to go by he's trying to make me throw up too!

I cant begin to tell you how sick i felt after this mornings session ....but hey I gotta start my training for the Oldies Olympics ...or at least get to a point where my knickers stay up and not disappear beneath my marsupial pouch.

Dave destroys my body , and tomorrow I'm gonna tell you a bit about the person who repairs it. Jeeze .....I think I'm gonna need lottery funding ....this stuff dont come cheap!

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